"yay or neigh" the horse council was asked. "neigh" they replied. they are horses. they can only neigh.
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.
Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity