“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
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I JUST PISSED MYSLEFBest Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
Holy fuck
(Source: nsfwhumor, via jeffreycare)
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
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